Title: The Maestros of Misuse
Fandom: FMA x HP
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, Team Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,700
Warnings: language, schmoop and fairly explicit sexual references, utterly half-assed quasi-Britishisms of which I should be ashamed, shoddy editing of which I should also be ashamed, situational spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: Ed ( Read more... )

Title: Instant
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 550
Warnings: drug reference
Prompt: freakin' Ramen, yo
Summary: “That is the most un-instant process I have ever heard of,” Sirius said.
Author's Note: Dear eltea: I love you and the fact that you always make Ramen for me while I sit at your kitchen table ( Read more... )

Title: Saturday Night
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 730
Warnings: smoking of Potions ingredients, etc.
Prompt: "feverish"
Summary: It had all begun just after eleven.
Author's Note: Giftfic for teenelizabeth! Merry Christmas, hon! XD

( Remus would never forget the night that had just drawn to an end, primarily because it would haunt his dreams for the rest of his life. )

Title: A Little Wild
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Tonks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 360
Warnings: vague suggestiveness; last-second, deadline-pushing writing/editing
Prompt: "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
Summary: Waxing gibbous, looks like.
Author's Note: HAPPY NICK-OF-TIME HANUKKAH, missusjackson!! I lurve you muchly, and ( Read more... )

Title: Saint Sirius
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Tonks
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,585
Warnings: some language; scattered sketchiness; Sirius; AU; self-Britpicked
Prompts: Roses and ( 'Werewolves of London' )

Title: Slate-Blue
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: G
Word Count: 209
Warnings: lol fluff
Summary: It's important, okay?
Author's Note: Ffff. ilu Sirius.

( 'Hold up, you.' )

Title: Like a Lunatic
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,475
Prompt: "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance
Warnings: language, Sirius
Summary: In which Sirius develops a plan for the mailboxes of Remus's neighborhood.
Author's Note: ...yeah, Sirius gets his own warning. XD

( Over the summer, Sirius had stayed with James, but for Christmas, he wanted to give Remus's house a try. )

Title: Don't Cha Stop
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 658
Warnings: silly boys, brief language, hasty editing
Summary: "I imagine that that might prove slightly disruptive."
Author's Note: chococoffeekiss quite literally asked for it. XD

( Sirius's hair was very tickly indeed. )

Title: Running
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,169
Prompt: "Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?" - It's a Wonderful Life
Warnings: tremendous pretentiousness
Summary: The whirling body jitters like an antique car engine, overtaken by the ( Read more... )

Title: Hex and the City
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,982
Prompt: "concrete"
Warnings: fluff, madness, clichéd premise; the usual
Summary: “What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked ( Read more... )